17/01/2008.
In the spirit of the lord of the rings the New Zealand installment to the blog page will be in the form of a trilogy. It is a bit long but don't worry it is not full of Tolkein references. However, it does end with me climbing up Mt Doom, but don't worry I didn't go up there to burn my ring.
Can a guy do New Zealand in two weeks? No. But he can give it a bloody good go.
Starting in Dunedin, a seaside university town on summer holidays, I jump on the Taieri Gorge rail train and started heading north. The Otago central railway originally travelled the full 220km, or so inland to Clyde/Cromwell, servicing the farmers and gold explorers in the day.
In the spirit of the lord of the rings the New Zealand installment to the blog page will be in the form of a trilogy. It is a bit long but don't worry it is not full of Tolkein references. However, it does end with me climbing up Mt Doom, but don't worry I didn't go up there to burn my ring.
Can a guy do New Zealand in two weeks? No. But he can give it a bloody good go.
Starting in Dunedin, a seaside university town on summer holidays, I jump on the Taieri Gorge rail train and started heading north. The Otago central railway originally travelled the full 220km, or so inland to Clyde/Cromwell, servicing the farmers and gold explorers in the day.
Queenstown was a destination for two reasons; to catch up with my beautiful friend Dale, and to throw myself off a bridge. Dale and her friend were road tripping the south island, so I took advantage of their sorry little car and scammed a ride to the Kawarau bridge, site of the original commercial bungy. Handing over 160 kiwi dollars (which by the way felt like play money) I went and lined up on the bridge. The que of lemmings leaping off the bridge, one after another (some more reluctant than others) was a bit of a detractor from the experience, as was the cost. Although I may have been slightly less confident if it was a cheap operation. With my ankles banded together I hopped onto the platform and took the briefest of moments to soak in the river gorge surroundings and the drop below. Within very little time (they move you quickly so you don't think too much about what you are about to do, and so you don't slow the flow of dollars) the countdown began. 5 - 4 - 3 - a deep breath and I tried to imagine the band wasn't there - 2 - 1 - Bungy! I leapt out without the slightest hesitation. At the moment of free fall I had a pang of adrenaline and felt my entire body tense up at once (as though my body were screaming at my brain "what have you done"). My eyes were wide open the entire fall as I sped towards the water to be dunked up to my shoulders. It was not until the spring back up that I found my voice and let out a triumphant yell and enjoyed the swing down to the raft below. The buzz stayed with me for the next half an hour, but it quickly wore off. It was something I very much wanted to experience, but for the cost and short duration of the kick, I probably won't go out of my way to do it again.
(That's me at the end of the rope. My favourite photo. Thank you)
Back to Queenstown with a huge grin on my face, I took some time to lounge about in a hammock and calm down from the bungy. With an afternoon to pass, Dale and I took off up the Queenstown gondola (chair lift) to admire the views over the town, lake Wakatipu and the surrounding remarkable mountains.
The next day I joined the girls' road trip. Squeezing into the back of Dale's match box car, which was being held together with sticky tape, we drove around the mountains and through the countryside to NZs claimed number one must do, Milford Sound. Along the way I experienced my only kiwi traffic jam, the result of a flock of sheep being herded between paddocks, several kilometres apart, along a major motorway, wedged between mountains and a lake. Surely, with all the NZ sheep jokes someone was taking the piss, but no, hundreds of woolly buggers clogging up the road.